Paris Hilton’s Nipples Have Magic Powers

Little did the paparazzi know that Paris had magic nipples. They think the powerful flash of the camera penetrates Paris' clothing, when actually, Paris' nipples are dissolving her shirt. It's the best magic power/most bizarre medical condition ever.

All joking aside, we wish we had x-ray vision. It wouldn't be any kind of literal x-ray vision, it would be the kind of x-ray vision that made people appear to be wearing the same kind of stuff Paris Hilton wears.

· Paris Hilton Nipples In See Through Shirt (taxidrivermovie.com)