Paris Hilton’s Nipple Has Broken Free

We totally called this one a few days ago: Paris Hilton's nipples are destructive to her clothing, and refuse to be contained by ordinary means. One has slipped; only time will tell when its twin follows.

You know, Paris Hilton may not be the most attractive celebrity, nor the most fascinating mind of her generation, but she has made a comfortable home perched upon the zenith of beautiful, petite tits.

· Paris Hilton Nip Slip (taxidrivermovie.com)