“Hair Pies” Leave Us Jerkin’ In Your Merkin

Rebel Studios veers into the trenches with "Hair Pies," a hairy departure full of barely legal girls with vintage jungle bush. We're talking circa 1968. Get ready for some heavy petting as we dive into snatch fro.

Back in the day, guys used to obsess over a girl's pussy hair. Somewhere along the line, things changed. Nowadays you can barely find a landing strip to fiddle with when you run your fingers down the front of a barely legal starlet, much less a pillow to rest your head on while you nap in their lap. If David Lord and Rebel Studios' newest release has any impact in the world, that will all change. Girls will be running to buy merkins to please their man until their plucked and wax job wears off.

There is absolutely no way that lovely little Lynn Pleasant is going to be wearing a bikini this summer—well, unless she doesn't mind a little lot of spillover. That doesn't stop young stud Seth Gamble from Garfunklin' with her in a walk in shower. The smooth little Lothario starts showing her his moves by soaping up her sopping wet platypus like Kilgore Trout trying to obsessive drown a beaver while jerking one out. Before you know it, she has her baby doll face wrapped around his tool and is sucking for dear life and daddy's approval. Seth plows into her coif shadowed coin slot, massaging her silky pink protected vagina with his turgid tickler.

Laurie Vargas looks like a sexually active, full grown, seductively fuckable Latin monchichi. She has the kind of passion most men dream about finding in a woman, which is why lucky bastard Jay Ashley wastes no time parting the curtains and lapping up her box until her motor is revved hard into overdrive. She sucks his dick sideways, literally, with so much intensity that his balls pull halfway up his shaft and his eyes roll back in his head. Watching them screw is like witnessing a sexual hurricane rip through the room. Laurie Vargas is a dream lay, the kind men look back on from their death bed in order to not feel cheated by their meager existence as they pass.

Katie Angel and Alex Gonz on the expensive lounge furniture, pulling the pile driving muffin blaster Mandy Sweet and Eric Masterson throws her big hips and furry lips around his ready hot dog in an all out romp. Trisha Rey takes a pro grade pink pussy pounding from Jack Vegas while her fuzzy wriggler cushions their whoopee.

"Hair Pies" comes out this summer from director David Lord, Rebel Studios, and Adam & Eve. It's scary good fun. We promise. Check out the massive mounds of fuzzy shag between these little girls' legs in our promo gallery. It's hairtastic!

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