Adriana Lima’s Areola Just Can’t Stay Away

Call us narcissistic, call us delusional, call us whatever you want: you won't shake our conviction that Adriana Lima's nipple has a crush on us, and struggling to break free so we can run off to the Riviera together.

How else would you explain all her nip slips? Wardrobe malfunctions? Please. We may be many things, but we're certainly not naive.

· Adriana Lima Nip Slip (taxidrivermovie.com)