To Protect And Serve (Dat Ass): “Reno 911: A XXX Parody”

Why aren't there more anarchists in Nevada? It seems like Reno has such a hardcore "Fuck the Cops" mentality that the cops have started fucking each other. (Zing!)

Reno 911: A XXX Parody

Studio: New Sensations
Director: Lee Roy Myers
Cast: Jessica Lynn, Stephanie Cane, Sophie Dee, Bobbi Starr, Natasha Nice, Violet Monroe, Jada Fire, Alex Gonz, Tony De Sergio, James Deen, Tyler Knight, Mr. Pete, Jack Lawrence, Ralph Long, Eddie Adams

Is it possible to pull off a parody of a mockumentary? Yes. "Reno 911: A XXX Parody" has proven that you can successfully add humor to an already hilarious environment. Although it may not be the funniest parody of the year, Lee Roy Myers has turned this Comedy Central gem into something both laughable and fappable.

First and foremost, the improvisational element of the movie deserves recognition. It's one of the things that makes the original show so damn funny, and it was truly admirable of Myers to keep it in his porn. I would've liked a little creative editing to shorten some awkward silences, and some of the pornstars seem more comfortable with it than others—Tyler Knight, James Deen Eddie Adams, and Mr. Pete have the quickest wits in the bunch—but it was successful overall. It keeps actors in the moment, and presence of mind is crucial for a good fuck.

Speaking of fuck: "Reno 911: A XXX Parody" has it going on. The finest scene features James Deen Eddie Adams as Terry, the roller-skating drug addict/flasher invented by Nick Swardson, and his girlfriend Bobbi Starr. Not only is James Adams the perfect porn version of Terry, but he his stunt-cock (James Deen) and Bobbi share glorious anal action on a picnic table; it's simply the hottest sight in the whole film.

Officers Jones (Tyler Knight) and Junior (Mr. Pete) introduce Natasha Nice to Reno with a little champagne and fun. While Junior spoons her on the conference table, she rests her head in Jones' lap, sucking on his balls with the elegant, non-lethal force only cops know how to apply.

How much fuck can one movie have? Gosh! There's another threesome with some inmates: Tony De Sergio slips into the cell shared by Sophie Dee and Stephanie Cane for a quick but powerful jailhouse rock. Lt. Jim Dangle (perfectly captured by Jack Lawrence) finally gives into to horny pestering from Trudy (Violet Monroe) and glazes her like his favorite donuts.

And of course, no one can forget the way Raineesha (Jada Fire) fully busts out of her uniform to lavish long licks all over Garcia's (Ralph Long's) cock. Being a cop is hard work! Why shouldn't a couple of attractive law enforcement officials spend the morning roughing up the most voluptuous curves in all of Reno?

The only disappointment in the lot was the first fuck scene in the film, featuring Jessica Lynn as Deputy Clementine and Alex Gonz as the clueless john who walks into a sting. Myers makes good use of surveillance-style footage, and even briefly plays with the voyeuristic aspect (as Dangle and Junior sit watching), but nothing can redeem the lethargic humping that Jessica and Alex share.

But how upset can you be about a parody porn flick with six strange scenes, only one of them subpar? Frankly, I'm impressed. Hopefully, if enough people buy "Reno 911: A XXX Parody", Comedy Central will be inspired to put the show back on the air. I believe this is possible.

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[CORRECTION: We mistakenly thought that James Deen played the role of Terry, when in fact Terry was played by Eddie Adams (who is also the writer behind this parody). Deen takes the role only for the sex scene with Bobbi Starr. We apologize for the mix-up. Eddie Adams really did a fantastic job.].

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