“Lovable Girls” Only Love You As A Friend

If a culture is defined by its pornography, as certain buffoons like to say, then Tokyo would be awash in tentacles and underpants and Melbourne, where Abby Winters content is filmed, is filled with pleasingly plump and pasty barefoot lesbians.

"Lovable Girls," a title created by the patented Abby Winters Movie Name Generator^TM, is just as good or bad as any Abby Winters movie, be it "Desirable Girls," "Hidden Passions," "Girls in Love," or "Fuck My Fucking Dirt Star."

It features four women in two scenes, Caitlin and Gisellle and Jette and (the American) Annabelle Lee. Each scene sounds like the room it was shot in. We hear the bed creaking and every R. Crumb splurp! as each fold is explored.

Even though Abby Winters is not a real person, the company named after her/it prides itself on the reality of the sex. We are even treated to an impromptu discussion between Caitlin and Giselle after their interlude in which one says, "Maybe that didn't translate so well on camera, but the thing about Abby Winters is looking at what's real."

In the case of this movie, the four women are certainly beautiful but I was left wanting to see them make more of an effort; I felt as though I'd watched a closed circuit video of Freshman Orientation at Wellesley. I didn't want piledriving and pyrotechnics but I did want something just a little more porny.

In the end, these girls were certainly lovable but not quite fuckable.

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