Have A Very Hairy Christmas

There's nothing quite like the unbridled, Christmas-morning joy of taking a girl's panties off for the first time. For some, the girl's pubes are like the wrapping on the present; for others, the hair is the gift itself.

Body hair isn't the most cherished part of porn, but it truly has a special place. Look how much this man appreciates it! We should all take time to appreciate the delicate tickles of pubes on the tongue. And then, like White Ghetto does, promptly put it up for sale.

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