Meggan Mallone Stays In Motion In “Inertia”

The law of inertia states that an object in motion will stay in motion—and trust us, there's a lot of "motion" going on in this latest Paul Thomas release.

The movie opens with a sneaky cameo of the director getting out of a cab just as Hanna Hilton gets into it. Turns out Anthony Rosano is driving and he has this hot slut in the front seat with him...who, lucky for us, turns out to be red MILF and internet sensation Janet Mason, whose lust knows no limits. Hanna causes a traffic accident (in Anthony's pants) by changing in the backseat, getting fully naked. As Anthony apologizes for wrecking his cab and making her late but she jumps out of the cab and runs away.

Anthony uses the down time of his demolished livelihood to stuff is meaty pole as far down Janet's pretty throat as possible. She's out of control once she gets a taste. In our many hours of viewing porn, we've seldom seen a woman with a sex drive this cranked up. Janet is insatiable in every sense of the word. She just really loves fucking. She sucks him for dear life then climbs on the hood of the cab for a gash flash. Anthony powers her pretty pussy good over and over, throwing her around like a rag doll. The only time he breaks from pistoning her insides is to enjoy a lengthy session of rimming her. Janet truly appreciates the extra service. It's the little things that count.

Hanna flags down an airport shuttle driven by an eccentric guy who understands manners. Brooke Bell and Alec Knight are newlyweds getting freaky in the back. They go a little crazy for their honeymoon, but Hanna can't sit and watch. She's got Carolyn Reese and Evan Stone back at her house waiting to throw her a special birthday sex party. She bolts. That's when Alec's pants come down and Brooke starts choking on his tool. When he's had his fill he nails her six ways to Sunday, stops to lick her asshole out, then finishes by drilling her and blasting a load on her steaming pink snatch. She insists that she is his little whore bride. Who are we to argue?

Hanna gets run over while running through Marina Del Rey, and her phone goes flying into Meggan Mallone's lap—in a two seater motorcycle she is cruising in with Mr. Pete. They get where they're going, checking the dirty pix on the camera phone, then go at one another. More or less. Good God, we fucking love Meggan Mallone. She is fucking ridiculously hot.

Mr Pete starts by licking her asshole clean, a theme in every scene, then throws her up on a table and fingers her until girly goo squirts out of her pretty pink pussy. She's hot and bothered and ready for a nasty fuck session. She throws her legs open to play with herself while she sucks his cock and rubs it on her tits. Pete bends her up and over a desk and straight plows her tiny little slit until the look on her face changes from anticipation to shock to unmitigated joy. Watching her get drilled in several positions over a desk and cry out as he slams her is bliss. Everything about her is barely legal, from her pouting face to her tiny swollen snatch. Pete rails her in several positions before blowing his load up her honey pot and letting the creamy goodness drool out. Is it just us our does Meggan Malone make the same face as Kristen Stewart when she's getting fucked? The two look an awful lot alike...

Carolyn Reese threatens to start the fun early so Evan calls Hanna again, waking Meggan Mallone up from her sexcapades. She races out and hops on her bike, riding off into the Marina and crashing in front of Erik Everhard. Erik takes her into his boat, cleans her up, and dresses her like a sailor pin up girl for some reason. She puts on a sexy show for him on the deck of his boat—so, naturally, he eats her out. Back to back Meggan Mallone scenes are just fine in our opinion (and yes, he eats her ass). She strips the able Canadian with the massive tool down to his skivvies and they spend some QT making out. Soon she's doing her best to stuff his whole cock down her throat. She is such a good girl! Erik plays with her perky tits, then drags her onto his lap and impales her on his throbbing shaft. He thoroughly enjoys the miracle that is Meggan, thrashing her cunt in wild thrusts through several stunning positions, then she drops to her knees and sucks his load out all over her supermodel face.

Smash cut to Meggan cruising the harbor in a small boat. She wrecks the thing, for real, into the back of another boat. It's like something from Step Brothers.

Finally, Evan Stone can't take it anymore. Carolyn Reese is bent over naked with her beaver in the air waving it proudly at him. He leans over and eats her asshole out for a while. Looks like they aren't waiting for Hanna any longer. Evan just about annihilates her vagina, which is just what this curvy cock queen needs to get her rocks off. Yeah, Caroline loves it rough and deep. That's exactly what Evan serves up. He punishes her twat then blows the most ridiculously huge load all over her face.

Evan goes back to nailing her and we fade out. Fade in to find Meggan walking in and Evan and Carolyn Reese passed out from sexual exhaustion. They think it's Hanna and wish her a happy birthday. Meggan eats some of the cake and leaves in her boat. We never see poor Hanna again...and that, friends, is the end of things.

"Inertia" is like a strange art film layered on top of five hot sex scenes. That's Paul Thomas for you. Unlike his more cerebral works, it isn't weighted down with hours of dialogue. It's available now from Vivid Video. Check out the gallery they sent over to us, and have a great weekend!

Meggan Mallone
Meggan Mallone
Meggan Mallone and Erik Everhard
Meggan Mallone and Erik Everhard
Meggan Mallone and Erik Everhard
Meggan Mallone and Erik Everhard
Meggan Mallone and Erik Everhard
Brooke Belle
Brooke Belle
Brooke Belle and Alec Knight
Brooke Belle and Alec Knight
Brooke Belle and Alec Knight
Brooke Belle and Alec Knight
Brooke Belle and Alec Knight
Carolyn Reese
Carolyn Reese
Carolyn Reese and Evan Stone
Carolyn Reese and Evan Stone
Carolyn Reese and Evan Stone
Carolyn Reese and Evan Stone
Carolyn Reese and Evan Stone
Janet Mason
Janet Mason
Janet Mason and Anthony Rosano
Janet Mason and Anthony Rosano
Janet Mason and Anthony Rosano
Janet Mason and Anthony Rosano
Meggan Mallone
Meggan Mallone
Meggan Mallone
Meggan Mallone and Mr. Pete
Meggan Mallone and Mr. Pete
Meggan Mallone and Mr. Pete
Meggan Mallone and Mr. Pete
Meggan Mallone and Mr. Pete
Meggan Mallone and Mr. Pete