Be Careful… “Kagney Linn Karter Lies”

Before anyone goes and gets all up in arms about our favorite blond fuck puppet getting maligned in a review, we'd like to point out that "Kagney Linn Karter Lies" is, in fact, the actual title of the movie.

That being said, it's all true. She told us she would always love us, more than anyone else, and then she won every single Best New Starlet award in the pornoverse...and we haven't heard a word from her since. What the hell, man? Was it something that we said?

All jokes aside: we love us some Kagney Linn Karter. What's not to love, right? What makes us sad, though, is that she only has a single scene in this movie. Yep, you read that right. While the title may deceptively tell us that Kagney lies, it's really the title itself that is disingenuous. Stupid signifiers. Can't trust 'em. From what we gather, the movie is about Kagney being caught up in a web of deceit, in the heart of a love triangle that actually features a whole lot of former contract star of Angelina Armani. So be it. We will take whatever Kagney we can get.

The bouncy blonde strumpet goes to work on the uncut cock of French stud Manuel Ferrara and is soon just overwhelmed by cock. It's a lot for a young girl to take in. So much cock, so many sensations, the sudden rise to fame making her over self-conscious. Heavy is the head that wears the crown. It's a lot to live up to. Manuel ably guides her through the rest of the scene.

Kagney looks absolutely stunning on the end of a big fat cock, as always. We could watch her take a rough fucking every day of the week, but Manuel handles the saucy starlet with a gentle touch that builds to a solid rogering. Good for you, Monsieur Ferrara. Your restraint reveals the depth of your character. Were we behind the camera commanding you we'd have demanded Kagney fucked as hard as humanly possibly, pried open and left panting for breath in a pool of her own pussy juice looking like the victim of a hit and run and trying to remember her name.

Angelina Armani is one of the dirtiest, most dangerous woman in porn. With a twist of her head and that coy and crooked smile, she can lure us in over and over again without ever raising a pretty little finger. She's just so fuckable, our dirty little bounce bunny. She turns in two incendiary scenes, one with Scott Nails (a Digital Playground regular) and the other with Mick Blue. Words fail to describe her performance, but we had to soak our genitals in a bathtub full of ice after watching them both back to back. Fuck! The tiniest taste of Armani lingers like sweet poison on our tongue. Gotta love that girl.

Sara Stone and Scott Nails go hog wild. Vanessa Leon rides James Deen's baloney pony to tuna town. All is well that ends well. We think. We can barely focus. Damn you Robby D. You fucking rule. Between the fancy camera work, amazing lighting, clean shots, and drop dead gorgeous whores doing flat out filthy sex stunts you win us over every time. Thanks bro!

We will always remember Kagney Linn Karter as a bright eyed kid with that amazing smile and equally amazing rack just hoping that people would like her in movies. "Kagney Linn Karter Lies" is available from Digital Playground this week. Check out the fantastic gallery of scintillating sex pix they sent over but remember, they are just a taste of the goodness that the movie has to offer. They are also not yours, so don't go crazy and do something illegal with them. Play nice. Happy Monday.

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