Smoke Gets In Your “Eyelashes”

In the not so distant porn past, one man's unique art school vision of sexuality and film making spawned an entire genre of copycats intent on cashing in. This week we welcome back that auteur—Eon McKai.

We haven't heard much from Eon McKai in the last year. The pornographic Willy Wonka seems to have quietly slipped away, taking his talents and Oompa Loompas with him. There were even rumors circulating that he sold a kids' television show to a major network for millions of dollars. We were sad to see him fade away into obscurity. Well guess what? He's back. We get a little misty talking about it but, like Nat King Cole, we're going to blame it on something else.

His latest offering is called "Eyelashes," and stars Katie St. Ives, Violet Monroe, Charlotte Vale, Aiden Starr, and Kitty McMuffin. You can't beat a porn name like Kitty McMuffin. It's priceless!

Katie St. Ives and Dane Cross open up the movie with absolutely no fanfare whatsoever. They strip down on a white sound stage and she starts sucking him hard. The sex is hot, but the camera man silently inserts what appears to be a reading magnifier over the action throughout the whole shot, highlighting the action, which can be very distracting at points and erotically artistic genius in others. Dane nails Katie good and hard until she squirts all over him, then takes control and pins him to the ground, writhing over him and forcing his meaty bone deep into her beautiful pink pussy lips.

She's got great presence, an amazing body, gorgeous tits, a pretty little girl face, and the most enchanting and realistic whines and moans during sex. She's got one of those swollen pussies when she's aroused that make her look like she is actually being pried open. It's hot! Far from the silicone pin up fantasy we are often treated to, Katie is the real life girl next door who is really super sweet that you daydream about nailing like this and one day might. Dane services her hard from behind, slamming into her in doggy until she is screaming for more. She drops to her knees and sucks a load out of him into her mouth.

With absolutely no warning, we'reinto the next scene, starring Kitty McMuffin and her punky paramour. The magnifying glass is still with us, as Kitty's scruffy faced lover shreds her fishnets, licks her ass and pretty puss, spanking and fingering her hot hole along the way for good measure. She treats him to some cock teasing then we jump ahead to her sitting on his cock. It's all very frenetic and not nearly as sexy as you would think, as arousing and then unfulfilling as sex on crystal meth. Kitty looks amazing. Don't get us wrong. It's just that we only get a couple seconds of each position at random and those are generally interrupted by the magnifier.

Things clear up towards the end, and we're able to enjoy more of this couple's violent performance. Spoiler alert: the sex is extremely rough and slightly degrading. This is definitely role playing and not for the faint. If you're easily offended by seeing women treated like sex slaves, you will be offended.

The rest of the movie continues in the same vein, with Dane Cross nailing most of the rest of the cast. That boy has nothing to complain about. Our personal favorite was sexy pint-sized slut Aiden Starr, who takes a solid fucking lying down, then takes control and gash pounds baby Dane into submission while making animal noises that sounded like something out of "Poltergeist." We swear her vagina is magical!

(Also? Violet Monroe is blistering hot and does an amazing scene that features anal, but we can't help but see a dirtier Darlene Conner every time we look at her. We're sure even Sara Gilbert would agree that Violet is her perfect porno doppleganger. )

"Eyelashes" is available from Eon McKai and Vivid Alt this summer. A departure from his famed repertoire with ink stained angels slathered in cartoon scribblings from head to toe, it still maintains an element of the unexplained, the bizarre, and raw lust fulfillment. Check out the sample set we snagged.

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