Jesse James And Sandra Bullock Get Hustler’s “Untrue Hollywood” Treatment

We don't know about the rest of you, but we've got a serious case of celebrity sex scandal burnout. By now, everyone knows the story of what alleged Nazi sympathizer Jessie James did to America's sweetheart Sandra Bullock.

Between Tiger Woods, Charlie Sheen, and David Letterman, we were already feeling queasy enough. Along comes the perfect shit storm of nonsense with Jessie James and his taste for eclectic pin up girls with more ink than common sense. One minute, Sandra's thanking him from the Oscar podium as she wins her coveted little golden man. The next? He's being splashed across the tabloids wearing SS hats, heiling Hitler, with rumors of dog fighting and an endless string of ugly mistresses coming forward. Suddenly he's the most hated man in America.

Consequently, it was only a matter of time before someone came up with a parody of the sordid affair. Who better than Larry Flynt? Seems like exposing scum bags is right up his alley. From lying ass politicians who can't keep it in their pants to celebrities looking to cash in on their fame, Larry has always been more than willing to make sure they get just the fame they truly deserve.

"Hustler's Untrue Hollywood Stories: Jesse James" features Taryn Thomas as Sandra Bullock, real life biker Marty Romano as Jesse James, Alexis Grace as Michelle "Bombshell" McGee, and Emily Parker as Brigitte Daguerre. Without giving away too much, we can tell you that Jesse hooks up with Miss Bombshell and Sandra switches sides to hook up with Brigitte. It would not shock us one bit if it came out at some point in the future that Sandra prefers loving the ladies.

While we're certain that the truth of his perfidy probably outperforms any fiction created in this movie, this imaginative vision of the scandal is both compelling and entertaining to watch. Ultimately, we may never know (or care) what really happened. Sandra recovered nicely, adopting a child in the process, and Jesse took his public shaming and fell out of the spotlight...for now.

"Hustler's Untrue Hollywood Stories: Jesse James" comes out this week. Check out the gallery. Seems like this movie is more topical than anything, and Sandra's people did a really good job of making this thing go away fast, so it may not seem as relevant as it did when they shot it. Timing is everything. Then again, who knows what next big stunt Jesse will pull?

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