Stormy Cashes In On Meteorological Implications Of Stage Name In New Release

What happens when writer, producer, director, performer, and part-time politician Stormy Daniels plays a dumped and dismissed weather girl in search of romantic comedy style love? We predict hot sex with a chance of squirt showers.

First of all, let's get the story part of this review over with. We're just going to say what no one else wants to say—don't take love advice from a stripper. Period. Don't do it. It's stupid. Yeah, we know it's wrong to generalize and stereotype people. We know strippers are people too, and that they know as much about love as anyone does, but listen, don't do it. We're not kidding. The chances that you're bucking the odds with your good intentioned, dollars for dances, heart of gold whore are slim to none.

Stormy's weather girl has problems, no doubt. She loses her man and her job all at once. But it's not until the act two turn when she lets a stripper try to show her how to get a man that shit just goes dead wrong, like the end of a date with Joran van der Sloot. Too soon? Yeah, we agree. Forget we brought it up.

Then, because it's a movie bearing no relationship to reality, she unexpectedly meets a special "someone" in an unexpected way and magic happens. What is it about us as a species that make us so damn desperate to find someone to share our deepest secrets and desires with? Why do we look for meaning outside of ourselves over and over again? Can anyone argue that our humanity is as much a curse as a blessing? While you ponder that "deep thought" we'll move on to what really matters in this movie—the sex.

Brooke Belle and Marcus London enjoy some sweet, sweet loving. It's always a pleasure to see Brooke Belle in action. Whether she's playing a home wrecker or a horny new house wife, she bring the same exact speed of enthusiastic lust to each and every single performance. What she lacks in range, she makes up for in overall hotness and ability to cram hard cock up her tiny twat.

India Summer fucks Aaron Wilcoxxx's brains out, managing to manipulate her metrosexual looking pretty boy partner into giving her a few big oh's. She climbs up on a desk and screws herself onto his turgid tool until she finds just the right spot. She's a lithe beauty with strong screen presence once she starts to fuck, plus she looks great with a big juicy cock slamming in and out of her. Then Sasha gets sucked good and hard by Lily Paige and then nails her absolutely sideways.

Stormy Daniels gets it on with two lovely partners: her soon-to-be-ex (played by Eric Masterson), and that special someone in the form of Lily Paige. Surprise! She's going lesbian rogue. Now that's the mark of a maverick! Anyone who's ever seen Stormy in action knows what to expect at this point. For the rest of you poor souls (or should we say lucky bastards), get ready for a treat. Stormy oozes passion on screen. Get her naked and fucking and any doubts you may be nurturing about her title as one of the last true porn stars left quickly melt away.

"Partly Stormy" comes out this month from Stormy Daniels and Wicked Pictures. It's probably not going to win an Oscar for Best Screenplay or start a movement of Lonely Hearts Clubs across the country, but it will be remembered for solid sex scenes. Don't worry, Stormy. You know we still love you.

Stormy Daniels and Eric Masterson
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Stormy Daniels and Eric Masterson
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Stormy Daniels and Lily Paige
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Stormy Daniels and Lily Paige
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Brooke Belle and Marcus London
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Brooke Belle and Marcus London
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India Summer and Aaron Wilcoxxx
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India Summer and Aaron Wilcoxxx
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Lily Paige and Sasha
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Lily Paige and Sasha
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Lily Paige and Sasha
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