With “Busty House Calls,” You’ll Never Leave Home Again

Judging by his latest Wicked release, growing up in an era when girls used to try to touch their elbows behind their backs and sing, "We must increase our bust" really had an affect on Jonathan Morgan.

We'd love to slack. It's been hot, summer is here, and Fleshbot Headquarters West is right on the beach—which means that real live girls oiled up in tiny bikini's are actually walking past us while you read this. Yeah, what would you do?

The thing is, Jonathan Morgan came through with "Busty House Calls," and we were all prepared to just blow him off. Either that or spit hate on him, call him old, run him down with something snarky, then bounce out to the beach and start counting real life titties. Then we saw the cast list. Dylan Ryder, Jayden Jaymes, Lisa Ann, Mason Moore, and Shyla Stylez. Fuck. What the hell, Jonathan? We were halfway out the door, man.

Okay, so we decided we would skim through the title, quickly, get the gist, and say something positive and generic about the show. Maybe crack a little joke. Boom. We'd be done. Off and running to sweet titty city! Then we saw the sample set. Our beach towel and flip flops are still sitting next to the door and we're chained to the keyboard by invisible ropes of raw disbelief.

Reading the box cover, you'd think this was some cheesy compilation title. We're not knocking it. It's cool, any port in a storm, trust us we understand. "Big Breasted Ladies Can't Wait To Cure What Ails You" splashed across the cover of a big titty hooker nurse out call flick from last generations award winning pornographer? It's gotta be a Frankenstein job pieced together, right? Jonathan probably sold out, then fucked off to retire in some sweet location and Wicked just pawned this thing off on us. The thing is, it isn't, and he didn't. It's all new and all real and all sex.

If words fail the master of the comedy porn feature of the 90's, then they fail us as well. As far as we knew, Jonathan Morgan didn't shoot gonzo porn anymore. He hasn't shot this kind of sizzling storyless sex since he was pumping out anal releases on VHS over at Zane. How the hell did he pull this off?

"Busty House Calls" is out this month from Wicked Pictures and Jonathan Morgan. You're going to want to give the snaps a once over. For real. As always we got lost examining the ample gravity defying curves of sexy Jayden while she was busy gobbling up cock like a gutter princess. Check them out. We're out the door while there are still hotties sunbathing topless out there. See you next week.

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