Russia: A Magical Land Of Scantily Clad Ladies

Maybe we read too much Dostoevsky in our youth, but we've always thought of Russia as a rather cold, barren, and difficult place to live. Oh, how wrong we've been—and thanks to Copyranter, we now know the truth.

Turns out Russia is actually a wondrous, magical sort of land where planes are scrubbed down by hand by bikini clad models, and flexible go go dancers are on hand to rave about the features of a specific brand of tires (which they communicate through interpretive dance, natch). Oh, and let's not forget about those boob-filled car insurance ads.

Man, we have got to get to Moscow, stat.

· Everything in Russia Sex: part 1 and part 2