Smother Him With Love (And Ass)

When you really love someone, it's easy to suffocate your partner with a flood of emotions, and some people get creeped out. So if you need to tell someone how you feel, try suffocating them with your ass!

Most emotions can be expressed with buttocks—and if you can't explain your feelings with your cheeks, maybe your feelings just aren't worth expressing. Trust us. It's just like a Hallmark card, except rounder, squishier, and with less breathing.

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