What’s Eating Gracie Glam(‘s Asshole)?

Don't worry, it's just Christian XXX! He totally knows what he's doing; everything will be fine. If, however, you feel something eating at you, that's just the jealousy (we feel it too).

Do you think Johnny Depp would act in a movie for us? It's about the intense frustration surrounding our non-eating of Gracie Glam's ass, and how that's impacted our lives, relationships, masturbation habits, etc. The part of Gracie Glam will be played by Juliette Lewis.

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