Penis Size And Domesticity: “Go Big Or Go Home”

People ask me all the time, "Grams, how big should my penis be for a career in porn?" and my response is always the same: "Your question makes me profoundly uncomfortable. Put your goddamn pants back on."

In the compilation video "Go Big Or Go Home," we are treated to two handfuls of scenes featuring past and present porn stars like Tera Bond, Amy Ried, Veronique Vega, Liliane Tiger, and Lisa Ann who, thankfully, have the childbearing hips suitable to withstand los carnes grandes of Porn Valley's hungest, such as Chris Charming and Scott Nails.

But movies like this aren't especially memorable for the following reasons:

1. Porn girls tend to be smaller, making dicks look bigger anyway
2. The difference between a small dick and a larger one rarely registers on the face of a seasoned porn performer, to whom all dicks are "soooo biiiig"
3. This is a compilation derived from several older and newer movies, none of which had a "big dick" theme, so it lacks context

(Yes, when one watches many porn movies, one finds himself craving context as well as non-filthy tangentials, like ideas for home decorating, hairstyle tips, and the engine size of passing aircraft.)

Still, these dudes are admirably hung and we are happy for them that their underpants are not in danger of falling off.

· Zero Tolerance (zerotoleranceentertainment.com)
· Buy "Go Big Or Go Home" (gamelink.com)