What Color Are Your Panties, Elsa Pataky?

Oh, Elsa... We admit that the last thing we saw you in was "Snakes on a Plane," but we truly felt a connection back then! We were so young and impressionable and distracted by Samuel L. Jackson.

But now it's just you and us and the strange yet revealing way that you've chosen to sit. We promise we'll go back and watch some of the other legitimate films you've been in. We figure that's a reasonable trade for this upskirt shot.

· Elsa Pataky Panty Upskirt (taxidrivermovie.com)