Oh, That We Might Be A Fly On Tilda Swinton’s Boob

How fortunate we would be! We would perch there until Ewan McGregor came around to have sex, then we would follow him around to watch him screw Emily Mortimer a couple times, too. What a great life!

Ewan McGregor's life doesn't seem to be all that great, though. Despite all the sex with various, sexy, pale women, he seems rather stressed out. Seriously, we cut out some rather intense sex/abuse/sploshing from the scenes we decided to show you. (Actually, the sploshing was pretty amusing in its own way.)

· "Young Adam" (2003) (imdb.com)
· Emily Mortimer,Tilda Swinton and Pauline Turner having sex with Young Adam (2003) (nakedbee.blogspot.com)