“Asslicious 2”: Sometimes The Cushions Push Back

When you see the ass of your dreams, when it jiggles as you run toward each other across a field of daisies with Tchaikovsky's Romeo and Juliet overture playing, then you know that an ass is truly Asslicious.

Asslicious 2

Studio: Digital Playground
Director: Robby D.
Cast: Raven Alexis, Jennifer White, Madison Parker, Kerry Louise, Jayden James, Scott Nails, Manuel Ferrara, Mick Blue

So, yeah, here's a bunch of visually-pleasing butts; then what? The cover of "Asslicious 2" prominently displays the words "Rear Entry," which—in my mind—suggests anal sex. However, only Madison Parker engages in any anal, and that's what I would call a dearth of rear entry action.

To be fair, Madison's tight, little button puts on an amazing show. Scott Nails gives no more warning than a palm full of spit before he plunges in from behind, gingerly working more and more of his cock inside her. By the end of their scene, Scott is slamming her balls-deep in a jackhammer position—and Madison still demands more, saying, "Yes I like!"

But anal isn't everything, and it's not like any of the other girls had an easy time. For example, Manuel Ferrara invented a new style of ass-fucking in which he squishes Raven Alexis' buttcheeks together around his rod; yes, it sounds like a waste of a perfectly fine ass, but don't knock it until you try it! Besides that, Manuel is his usual, barbaric self: he rips Raven's stockings, chokes, and spanks her. He facefucks her in the hallway, pushes her head through a doggie door as he nails her from behind, shoves extra fingers in her cunt beside his massive member. For the grand finale, he shoots his load all over a glass door and has Raven lick it off. Take that, Windex.

Kerry Louise (with the sexy British accent) spends some quality time with Mick Blue (with the not so sexy Austrian accent). For a scene shot in a living room, it's amazingly wet: Mick pours lube all over Kerry's ass until it's glistening and slick, Kerry gags on Mick's cock until his balls, her face, and even the camera are covered in spit. It's a sight to behold!

Whilst clubbing, Jennifer White enters the boy's bathroom where she finds Manuel Ferrara. As she sits to pee, Manuel decides to shove his penis through the glory hole in Jennifer's stall. Glory ensues. Certain germaphobes might find this scene extremely uncomfortable, but if you can get past the bacterial nightmare, you'll enjoy watching Manuel prop Jennifer on the sink and fuck her senseless. However, even the most dirt-loving among us will find something icky about the way she crouches on the bathroom floor to receive his load.

Finally, in what seems to be a cockblocking scene from one of those Jack's movies, Mick Blue cuts in on a POV waltz with Jayden James to shove his dick down her throat. She obliges him without hesitation, and moves the party to a couch so Mick may properly throw her ankles around his neck and choke-fuck her into the cushions.

You know, there's technically nothing bad about "Asslicious 2," yet certain little things distract me from enjoying it. Robby D is a phenomenal director, but his instructions in this film were A) really loud, B) delivered in the most un-erotic monotone, and C) either broke the flow or were plainly silly. In Madison's scene, he kept breaking Scott's stroke by interjecting "gape," "gape," "again," "another one." Don't get me wrong, I love a great gaping asshole as much as the next man. There are, however, things I value more than gaping. In Raven's scene, Robby twice had her try to fit her ass through the doggie door where it would get stuck and be slapped by the plastic flap. Creative? Sure. Fresh? Maybe. Fun to watch? Not in my book.

"Asslicious 2" has its moments, but the individual scenes have limited replay value and nothing is gained by watching the movie as a whole. If Robby D wants to do sinister, degrading things to gaping butts, I suggest rebranding it "Assvicious" and buying a few riding crops.

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