“Secretary’s Day 4” Mocks Nations’ Unemployed With Hot Sex In The Workplace

We realize that we just brought you girls fucking at work yesterday, but when you see what Asa Akira, McKenzie Miles, Andy San Dimas, Allie Haze, Katie Kox, and Darcy Tyler do, we're sure you won't be mad.

The first thing you need to know is that the DVD menu music is extremely pleasant. It's honestly like Yolanda Be Cool and Dcup's latest "We speak no Americano" track. With soft jazz horns and toned down scratching over techno beats and piano it's easy on the nerves. We appreciate that. Nothing worse than leaving a disc in only to lose your mind listening to the menu loop or being mocked into starting the scene selection. Yeah, that was funny, like once.

Again, as with so many other Smash Pictures releases, we are given the choice of watching the movie as either a story or just pure raw sex with no distractions. This is so simple, we don't know why other companies don't offer the option. As much as we would love to just pump through the scenes and pound a couple out, getting on with our weekend, we couldn't leave you hanging like that—so we watched the regular version. Do you see the sacrifices we make for you?

They say you should never fuck your coworkers or bosses or have affairs with married folks. They really steal all the fun out of life. Problem is that once you've done that, and had mind blowing sex with them so good that you get your bodily fluids all over the office, the working environment is never the same again. It's not easy to forget any of these performances, we can assure you of that.

McKenzie Miles may have the best case for a sexual harassment lawsuit we have ever seen. Her boss, Christian X, loans her money against her next check (something many of us now understand in this economy) and then constantly tells her that she can fuck off the loan. When she refuses his advances he punishes her with extra work. In the end she begrudgingly lets him take her, but then ends up loving it, big time, which is probably going to negate any future settlement she might want, other than more heavy anal and Christian's pearly white load of course.

Sexy Asian goddess Asa Akira works for Otto Bauer, a music industry executive who vacillates evenly between being a full on dickhead and a sleazy weasel. Asa wants him to listen to her boyfriend's rock band because they are really good but he demands she fuck him first, basically, or it's a no go. Yeah, it's porn. She fucks him, over his desk. Dear Lord Buddha, this girl is a stunner. Her scenes are nothing short of magical! We're so grateful that Travis Knight and Gina Lynn convinced the most beautiful Japanese lesbian porn star to switch over to boy-girl.

We don't even know what Darcy Tyler is doing. Bored at work, she gets into a phone sex masturbation session with her boyfriend in the closet then ends up doing the same thing with her skinny young boss. Katie Kox falls into a similar trap. One look at the mixing board at the recording studio and she just has to finger bang herself on it. Her hipster boss Jack Vegas catches and confronts her, but by this time she is so wound up there is no stopping. Damn those are some sweet titties! The way they bounce around in reverse cowgirl while she pogo's up and down on his rock hard prick is hypnotic.

No movie these days would be complete without Andy San Dimas. Evan Stone has been banging her, filling her head full of lies like something straight out of "Mad Men," but she gets wise to his cheating ways and threatens to quit. Her coworker Allie Haze tells everyone in the office. Naturally the next step is for Allie and Andy to fuck each other on a desk where Evan finds them. Andy swoons at the sound of his voice but Allie pretty much gets sexually blackmailed into letting him join in on the fun. Turns out they all have an amazing session that ends the tension in the office restoring harmony and productivity to the workplace.

So, the story lines—while funny and at times kinda creative—probably won't be winning any awards. The sex, however, just might. Jim Powers knows his stuff. He gets fantastic performances out of his talent. Plus we'd like to mention that the pop shots in this movie are epic. It's like none of the guys had unloaded for days or something. Impressive.

"Secretary's Day 4" comes out soon from Smash Pictures. With this kind of conflict resolution, who needs HR? Check out the exclusive sample gallery they sent over just for you. Have a fantastic weekend.

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