Vivid’s AJ Bailey Is A Real “Kung Fu Beauty”

In the course of our musing over the years, we've often come to the conclusion that porn movies and kung fu movies essentially have the same core audience, and plot. Today's update may be the exception.

Once again, B. Skow is back with another enticing offering from Vivid. Your average adult feature has maybe a quarter of the sex that this director packs into his story porn. As with his previous feature releases, "Kung Fu Beauty" has virtually endless sex scenes, with real, raw gonzo style sex at times bordering on POV. We couldn't be happier—it's nice to watch a porn movie that's overflowing with porn.

The pictures opens on a Los Angeles rooftop, with the silhouette of someone doing what appears to bea tai chi derivative. Next, we flash forward to AJ pawing through some fake looking martial arts weapons. Scott Nails tells her to leave the past behind, then immediately nails the hell out of her in six positions. We can tell you this—that girl loves getting a big fat cock jammed into her juicy pink pussy. We've never seen such genuine appreciation for dick in a woman under sixty. And yes, she takes the full load to the mouth, and the face, with a huge glob of white goo sealing her eye shut and another giving her a manly milk mustachio.

"I'd given up everything I was, years of hard training," AJ confesses through the magic of voice over, while doing dishes in her underwear. "Scott didn't know much about me, how many people I had killed. But he knew I had betrayed the syndicate. And when I betrayed them, our lives had to change. We had to run."

Next thing you know, he's screaming in the distance. AJ races upstairs to find Nails's bloody corpse on the bed, with no less than three ninja throwing stars in his back. From this point on it's a full on revenge plot, fuck 'em and kill 'em extravaganza. We've gotta admit, the whole thing is pretty funny, whether intended or not. Let's just say it was intended as a campy fun poke at mixing kung fu & porn, again. So we'll just stick to the sex the rest of the review.

Dylan Ryder takes on Denis Marti. She sucks his cock long and hard before demanding he eat her out. The sight of sexy Dylan on her back, legs spread, her big tits, her gorgeous face moaning, her soaking wet shaved cunt being eaten like ripe fruit, is enough to make us want to explode by itself. She goes back to sucking while he fingers her drenched slit but soon he's just gotta get all in it. Can't say we blame him. Again we get our monies worth, with tons of positions and lots of hot fuck action before Marti coats her hairless honeypot with a deluge of pearly man chowder like Tom Sawyer whitewashing a fence.

AJ hooks up with Johnny Sinns, her sensei, next, working him over so badly from suck start to finish that he literally is unable to hold back his pop. Again, we are amazed by how much this girl loves fucking. It's refreshing to watch.

Isis Taylor gets it from Billy Glide good and deep, screaming out "don't stop fucking me" like she really means it. Then AJ takes on Bill Bailey and Clarke Kent at the same time with both guys working over her holes from different ends then simultaneously nutting on her pretty face.

"Kung Fu Beauty" is available right now from B. Skow and Vivid. While it's not going to win any screenwriting contests any time soon, or pave the way for porn's endless claims to be going mainstream, it is a damn good porn movie. From start to finish, it's crammed full of performers who love to fuck, and these days, that's saying something. Check out our exclusive gallery then decide for yourself if you want a piece of the fun.

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