The Mysteries Of Life Are Found “Up That White Ass: Volume 2”

The beauty of the "Up That White Ass" series is that you know what you're in for: director/star L.T. will charm his way into the asses of five beautiful, Rubenesque pornstars, and after he's done they'll be begging for more.

Up That White Ass Vol. 2

Studio: Elegant Angel
Director: L.T.
Cast: Mia Rose, Angel Dark, Mason Moore, Sasha Knox, Jenna Lovely, L.T.

This movie is extra special for Mason Moore and Sasha Knox, because this marks the first time either of them have had sex with a black guy. Yes, L.T.'s cock makes the first notch on their respective polychromatic belts, and their horizons are forever expanded.

Both ladies open their scenes by stripping to face-melting guitar riffs by the pool, and there the similarities end. As her dress falls off her, you can see why Mason Moore's boobs merit a nine on the Torino scale. But cataclysmic destruction doesn't faze L.T.; with barely a moment of sweet talk past, he's jamming his long, stiff fingers inside her. Mason pulls a stoic face while L.T. stretches her ass out, and as he slowly slips his cock inside, the tension visibly pours out of her.

Sasha Knox is anything but tense; she's ecstatic! L.T. plunges into her behind balls-deep, right off the bat, and Sasha responds with rapture. The love he lavishes on that perfectly lubed, plump and luxurious butt pays off as Sasha's screaming orgasms leave her thighs shaking and exhausted.

Of course, no one has a better time than Mia Rose. She begins by baiting L.T. with a blow-up doll in her likeness, but she quickly takes the place of the plastic. We've never heard anyone scream "Deeper!" so loud or so often.

Not everything runs smoothly under L.T.'s command. Sometimes he demands strange positions from his ladies, having them lower onto his cock from an obtuse angle or—as he had Jenna Lovely do—making them perch uncomfortably on rickety furniture. Seriously, he made her kneel on a barstool. Jenna's tired, orgasm-shot body balanced on a square foot of space atop a three-foot pole (but we've talked enough about L.T.'s penis already).

And sometimes his commentary is a little strange. For example, after he's pushed Mason's legs around her neck and begun to plow her into the couch, all he can exclaim is, "My dick looks so good in there." L.T. can be suave when he wants to—like when he plays a gigolo for Angel Dark's wild weekend—but he doesn't always want to.

Nonetheless, you have to admire the man for fucking every woman on this DVD. It might sound like paradise, but he works up a serious sweat, and there are few personalities in the porn world talented enough to entertain for five scenes straight. We don't know what L.T. was looking for "Up That White Ass," but he's right where he should be.

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