Date Night

Whenever they can get the kids out of the house for a night, Bill and Martha like to put porn on the TV behind the couch, have cuddly oral sex, and stare into the middle distance.

It's almost as if they're watching a rom-com together and eating popcorn. Except the popcorn is his penis, and there's no butter on his junk (as far as we know).

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