It’s The American Dream (Topless Kelly Brook Included)

Coincidentally enough, it has long been one of our goals in life to buy ourselves a motorcycle, dress all in black, and go tearing across the country with a topless Kelly Brook clinging to our shoulders.

Unfortunately, we're still stuck at step one (who knew motorcycles were so expensive?)...but at least we can live vicariously through this spread in Maxim.

· Via Egotastic (egotastic.com)