Scientists Say Cunnilingus Improves With Presence Of A Mohawk

Don't ask us why, it just is. Universities across the world have set-up double blind studies to disprove this idea, but there is an undeniable correlation between the punk-rockness of the hair and the intensity of the orgasm.

Similar studies have shown that women view men with blue hair as attractive and virile. Isn't biology interesting? You can learn more watching amateur alternative porn than you can by reading the Science section of the Tuesday NY Times.

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