Crush Object Alert: Silvia Rubi

Considering every bartender sports some Chinese or Elvish proverb that he/she understands as well as she does what Sloe Gin is, it's difficult to take certain body art seriously. But Spain's Silvia Rubi is like a fleshy postcard for Barcelona.

Rubi is one of the attractions of "Barcelona Sex Secrets," in which she and American Jandi Lin are the only tattooed ladies. But whereas Lin's tattoos take up more real estate, Rubi shows off a single-word love letter to Barcelona across the pale plain of her belly.

And it's upside down, leading the reader to infer that Rubi thinks her ink is best viewed from a 69 standpoint.

We're not exactly saying Move Over, Stoya, but Barcelona sure looks better than Philadelphia from this angle.

· Silvia Rubi (private.com)