We’re Ardently Pursuing Arden Leigh

Why, hello again, Arden Leigh. It's so lovely to see you. And, ahem, your left nipple. We're ever so eager to meet the right one too...unless this is one of those seduction secrets you're famous for.

In which case, well, it's working.

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