No peeing in the pool, no diving near girls, and only purchase skimpy swimwear. You better listen to Sammy Braddy's rules, because she's the most buoyant lifeguard there ever was.
It's true though, real boobs float and fake boobs do not. We learned that by watching "MANswers." You don't watch "MANswers"? Uh, neither do we. We actually learned about Sammy Braddy's massive, floating breasts by watching a very busty episode of "MythBusters."
· Sammy Braddy topless for ZOO magazine (nsfwpoa.com)