Marital Aid Test Kitchen: Ophoria Rapture Anal Probe 5

Though the name anal probe may be more likely to inspire thoughts of alien invasion than mindblowing orgasms, the Ophoria Rapture Anal Probe is a great way to launch an anal exploration—whether it's your first or five thousandth.

A graduated anal dildo (made of sterilizable silicone, hurray!), this anal probe starts small and works its way up to much, much bigger. The gradual increase in width makes it very, very easy to warm up your nether regions—or just enjoying the slow increase in size at whatever pace works for you. (As an experienced anal player, I personally had no problem inserting some of the smaller sections with no warm up whatsoever, but true beginners may want to start with a finger or two before switching to the toy.)

However, it's worth noting that this toy is, at heart, a dildo—and dildos, unlike anal beads and butt plugs, are made for fucking. Though the gradual increase in size is a nice feature, there are no grip points between sections—which means that if you're not actively inserting the toy into your butt (or having it inserted by someone else, if you prefer), then it's unlikely to stay in. If you're the kind of butt pirate who enjoys burying your treasure and forgetting about it, then this anal probe won't fit your anal stylings—but if you prefer a bumpy ride on the seas of sodomy, than consider this What

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