“Prowlin” Where The “Pussy” Comes Easy

Despite the fact that these Las Vegans are called amateurs (because it would cast aspersions on Porn Valley's Olympic spirit if they were professionals), they provide gold medal-worthy blowjobs.

Let's be clear: no one has to prowl for pussy in Las Vegas. It rains like manna would on the ancient Israelites. Pussy just happens there. It's what they use instead of water.

Not only that, but if these women were paid (which they were), they are not amateurs. Does filmmaker Tony Flush expect us to believe that none of these women have appeared in adult videos before?

But we suspend disbelief when we see someone like Addyson Rose. "Yes, you're an amateur," we say, our eyes glazing. "Yes, we prowled for you."

As Flush and crew drive around Las Vegas, filming landmarks through the window of the car, I couldn't help but be reminded of a recent Madison Young movie that did the exact same thing. Wouldn't it be fun if those two pulled a Freaky Friday, with Flush talking about empowerment and queer identity and Young saying things like "Dat Nigga be way up in dat bitch"? That's the sort of porn I'd like to see.

Anyway, the ripe Ms. Rose puts on a very professional show for the filmmakers on an immaculate couch, and later scenes prove that Flush & Co., like Madison Young, prefer alternatively-attractive, natural-breasted women with a little meat on their bones. Who are paid to have sex on camera.

Come to think of it, they're not so different after all.

· Black Ice DVD (blackicedvd.com)
· Buy "Prowlin' for Pussy 2: Amateurs in Las Vegas" (gamelink.com)