All Hands On Dick!

We love this couple and all their boat-bumping facial-filming action, but when we watch them, we automatically think of Pamela and Tommy's honeymoon video and we get slightly repulsed.

But if you can put that retro sex tape business out of your mind, this video has so much to offer. You might even fall in love! We certainly have. Any woman who repeatedly calls her man's cock a "sea snake" is wifey material.

· PUBLIC BOATING FACIAL! (xtube.com)