Some Heavy Petting For Eva Wyrwal

It's one thing to try and touch Eva Wyrwal. It's quite another thing to touch-up pictures of Eva Wyrwal and make her look like a cartoon. One of these actions earns a restraining order, the other earns shame.

Even though we enjoy these pictures (honestly, it's impossible to dislike pictures of Eva) we can't help but disagree with anything that detracts or distracts from her natural beauty and grace. If you're going to make Ms. Wyrwal look oily, just do an oil painting of her. Speaking of which, why isn't there a ladmag girl hall in the National Portrait Gallery in London?