Misbehaving Muff Divers Mount Up For “Miss Conduct”

The first flick from Nightingale Pictures—the brainchild of Adult Source Media and a newly liberated Lee Roy Myers—is probably one of the hottest 100% lesbian films we've ever seen. Girls who seriously love girls on camera? They exist.

Miss Conduct

Studio: Nightingale Pictures
Director: Clarice Mori
Cast: Aurora Snow, Kaci Starr, Danica Dillan, Charisma Cappelli, Loni Evans, Zoey Holloway, Nicole Heiress, Tera Knightly, Cece Stone, Kita Zen

You know how it works with lesbian films: two babes trade moans, muffled by muff, fingering and rubbing and teasing and using every part of the tongue until their eyes roll back in their heads. But something feels genuine about "Miss Conduct"; we intend to break it down and find out what makes this so good.

Three of the scenes involve an office authority punishing, rewarding, and/or taking advantage of an underling. First, Charisma Cappelli has to discipline Danica Dillan by running her tongue from the small of Danica's back to the top of her clit. Just when it seems like Danica has learned her lesson, Charisma whips out a vibrator. The two truly connect as Charisma brings her clumsy employee closer to the edge: Danica overcomes her passivity and puts her hand over Charisma's, holding the vibe directly against her clit until she shudders out a thigh-quivering orgasm.

Cece Stone was having a nice coffee dildo break before Kita Zen entered her office, so Kita has to make it up to her supervisor by finishing what Cece began. A timid lick with the tip of the tongue isn't enough to get Cece off, she needs to control Kita and make her come her brains out. Eventually Kita looses up, and as Cece fits a second finger inside her pussy, she screams out, "Oh gosh, I love this job!"

The final workplace tryst occurs between Aurora Snow and the brash intern, Kaci Starr. Kaci gets called into Aurora's office for not wearing proper attire—an offense that prompts Ms. Snow to strip her pretty little peon down to her lacy, white underwear. "A cute little tart like you never had sex with your boss?" she asks, sliding her hand down Kaci's stomach. "I don't believe it for a second." She might be timid at first, but soon Kaci is running on all cylinders, plunging a vibrator into Aurora's pussy, thumbing her clit, and rimming her tight asshole until she cries out and pulls Kaci away by her hair.

Although there's no clear power dynamic between Zoey Holloway and Loni Evans, Zoey clearly has experience on her side, and she lets it shine with a mischievous smile. Loni looks stoic at first, but her jaw drops as soon as Zoey's runs her tongue along the young girl's labia. She starts with her palm, then her knuckles, moistening her whole hand before pushing any fingers inside Loni. Finally, she takes Loni with the vibrator from behind, punctuating the whine of the motor with fat, fleshy spanks.

Only Nicole Heiress and Tera Knightly get to fuck as equals; they're just two close friends licking each other on the floor (we worried about rugburn through the whole scene). Sure, Nicole might forcibly arch Tera's back so she can bury her face where she pleases, and Tera might whip out a bullet vibe to hold against Nicole's perenium and drive her mad with pleasure. Regardless, when these two start scissoring, mons grinding against mons, they look at each other with a lusty unity that leaps off the screen.

In the gestalt, "Miss Conduct" presents palpable sexual joy: the sex noises don't sound forced, hands are constantly roaming and exploring, and no body part is more important than the others—ear lobes have as much physical and visual value as any other dangly bit. So many lesbian scenes make you feel like the girls are just busying their vaginas while they wait for men to show up. The muff diving featured in "Miss Conduct" isn't just a little snack, it's the whole damn supermarket.

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