You Know The Checkout Girl Is Checking You Out

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It's true. Here's how you can tell for sure: if she neglects to deal with your groceries and instead rips off your pants and starts blowing you. That's definitely a good sign.

Imagine how awkward Dale DaBone would feel if he tried to use a coupon for his groceries after this. The ladies don't dig thrifty men these days, Dale; spend the extra 20 cents on chicken broth.

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