Amy Brooke Is A Doggie-Style Missionary For The “Church Of Bootyism”

After years of making the hottest POV films around, Mike Adriano has finally seen the light! It just so happens the light is coming from where the sun don't shine.

Church of Bootyism

Studio: New Sensations
Director: Laszlo H.
Cast: Ashli Orion, Charley Chase, London Keyes, Amy Brooke, Jessica Lynn, Mike Adriano

Praying at the altar of the ass is a lot easier than you might expect. There's no trans- or consubstantiation; the booty has taken the form of the booty and is represented by the booty. This allows Mike Adriano to have a personal and intimate relationship with the godhead through any of the bodacious and bouncy deities that present themselves in this kathenotheistic fuck fest.

Even though it's an ass-centric universe, only two of the five girls offer anal action. Of those who keep their carnal cloisters closed, Charley Chase is the most exciting. She and Mike reach a perfect unity as he rims her tight asshole; "Get lost in my butt," she whispers. Charley, in her turn, devoutly lavishes Mike's cock. She's a titfucking zealot, able to dribble spit directly on the tip of his dick without slowing down her strokes. She rides Mike so hard he bursts twice!

Sadly, the other two non-anally-penetrated heretics are nowhere as enthusiastic as Charley. London Keyes does some excellent booty clapping on Mike's nose, and Jessica Lynn gets creativity points for whipping out a toy while being jackhammered, but nothing compares to Charley Chase's orgasm: a hoarse, lip-curling appeal to the god of cocks.

Cover star Ashli Orion knows that the Word is Power, but she sometimes breaks the mood with her dirty talk. As Mike helps her dip a thick, red butt plug into her ass, Ashli comments, "Oh, you fucking whore. But I'm the fucking whore." Later, she takes both of Mike's nuts in her mouth with one quick slurp. "Two balls are better than one," Ashli says. What? Ashli isn't the most entertaining pastor of the posterior, but Mike has fun with her. While she rides him reverse cowgirl, he gives her butt an impromptu baptism with a spritz from a handy mister.

In the whole film, there are no cheekier cheeks, no holes holier than Amy Brooke's. Even the initial tease portion—as she stands in a pool, spreading and flopping her butt around—is as mesmerizing as watching a lava lamp. Can an ass be too jiggly? Hear us out: it's the perfect size and shape, but it moves like jello. If you blink for one second, you will miss booty action. Amy Brooke is everything you want in a pornstar: she combines unabashed hardcore stamina with a casual attitude. Mike asks to put two fingers in her butthole, and she demands three. When Mike gags her, she just dismisses it with a raised eyebrow and keeps sucking. You can tell he appreciates having such a responsive ass goddess around, because he massages his jizz into her ass with both his cock and his hands. The only bummer about this scene is that it's first in the lineup, and most of what comes after seems dull.

There are only a few heavenly scenes, and at times there is literally so much gagging that I become nauseated, but I still recommend converting to the "Church of Bootyism." There's free lube, everyone looks rumptastic naked, and the pews are comfy couches perfect for bending babes over. It's easily the best body part-related cult we've joined this month.

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