Will Your New Post-Sex Smoke Be a blu E-Cig?

The company that makes blu electronic cigarettes wants you to know that their faux smokes aren't just another e-cig, but a lifestyle upgrade. Clever marketing and a great product to back it up is turning blu into sexy, futuristic smoking.

Since nobody likes being pitched to without being entertained first, it's good to know that blu commercials don't feel like commercials. They entertain and inform: Stylish ladies in elevators won't beat you down for subjecting them to secondhand smoke and in fact they might be charmed by your blue-light ciggie. In the event that a machete-wielding homicidal maniac crashes your party, you won't be the one he tracks down by smell and murders in cold blood. Then there's the cowboy video, which is a takeoff on a certain iconic marketing character. If your tastes run more to the abstract, you might appreciate the blue lights video.

Luckily, the product lives up to the commercials. Smoking blu feels like smoking cigarettes, but better. It's 75% cheaper than your old smokes, tastes good, and it doesn't put off secondhand smoke. Maybe we don't have our jetpacks and flying cars yet, but it's good to know technology has finally brought us the real smokeless cigarette. You finally don't have to throw on a robe and run outside for that post-sex smoke anymore!