“The Engagement Party” Is A Hallmark Card You Can Fap To

New Sensations Romance presents the story of star-crossed lawyers, endlessly trying to fit passion in their lives and toes in their mouths.

The Engagement Party

Studio: New Sensations Romance
Director: Lee Roy Myers
Cast: Ann Marie Rios, Natasha Nice, Reena Sky, Chris Johnson, Rocco Reed, J. Jay, Ramon Nomar

Here's the story: Ann Marie Rios and her poetic, song-writing boyfriend Chris Johnson were in love. One day, almost immediately after blowing his load on Ann Marie's supple behind, Chris decides to leave. Five years later, Ann Marie and Rocco Reed get engaged and host a party to celebrate, but things start going awry. Rocco pays more attention to his hot, blonde paralegal than he does to his fiancée, and when Ann Marie confronts him about it, he says they're just planning for a big trial. Things take a turn for the worst when Chris Johnson barges in, gives Ann Marie an album he made (every song on the album is about her), and says that Rocco isn't passionate enough for her. What will Ann Marie do?

Well, she pouts a lot. She watches her friends fuck around the house. She gets jealous—and with good cause, too. Reena Sky and Ramon Nomar are the first pair to leave the party and steal a bedroom. As soon as they strip each other nude, Ramon licks Reena in one long line from the bottom of her ass cheek to the top of her shoulder, making her shudder and giggle. Reena never fully assumes a passive role; even when face down in the mattress, she manages to stretch an arm under her and tickle Ramon's balls.

Natasha Nice and J. Jay confess their love for each other, and celebrate with a lawn chair tryst on the patio. Natasha starts off zealous: she grabs her own boobs, kisses his belt buckle, plays with his chest hair while sucking him off. Sometimes they're overly animated and flailing, sometimes they perform only the minimum of mechanical thrusts, but they never take their eyes off each other. Maybe it's just the folk-pop-singer-songwriter ballad that plays in the background, but Natasha and J. Jay seem to actually have something going on.

As with every Romance line film, there's a happy ending (sorry for the spoiler), as Ann Marie and Rocco slowly start their victory, light-at-the-end-of-the-tunnel fuck. At first, everything is tender and dewy-eyed, with Ann Marie rubbing Rocco through his slacks and biting his nipples. But after three minutes of clit-licking and thigh-hugging, the mood changes and the dirty talk comes out.

"The Engagement Party" has more cheeseball, soap operatic lines than we've ever heard in a porn before, even one from New Sensations Romance. Here are a few gems:

"Promise me one thing? Never let me go."
"Thank you for being smart enough to look past all this and see what's in here."
"I know I'm bad at showing it sometimes, but you're my everything... I wish I could show you better. I wish I could paint you a picture or write you a song."

So it's really refreshing when Ann Marie drops the emotional shtick and starts running her mouth. She can be sweet and suck Rocco's thumb as he spoons her from behind, but as soon as she can find her breath, it's another story. Like when he fits Ann Marie's foot in his mouth, she cries out, "Ah! I love that shit!" She even throws in a little Lil' Jon-style "What!" as if Rocco had somehow fucked her back to 2007.

"The Engagement Party" is one of the more boring Romance presentations, but there are still four solid sex scenes to enjoy. A handful of crass one-liners combats the warm fuzzies enough to keep your arousal up, and Ann Marie whines just like a Theremin when she comes—that's passion enough for us.

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