It’s Just Fifteen Inches To The “Black Shack”

As Jason Brown picks a near-breathless Krissy Lynn off the floor, she mentions, "You know, growing up I was never allowed to fuck a black man." "No?" he says, spreading her legs again, "That's an injustice we just fixed today."

Black Shack

Studio: Bluebird Films
Cast: Mackenzie Pierce, Kiera King, Alexis Breeze, Crystal Clear, Krissy Lynn, Jack Napier, Jason Brown, Mr. Marcus, Nat Turnher, Sledge Hammer

"Black Shack" is a standard, everyday collection of interracial polychromatic sex, but what it lacks in technical originality, it more than makes up for with scores of cockcentric euphemisms. It seems like pornstars have the most fun when they're coming up with analogies for giant dicks and the holes that must stretch to accommodate those dicks.

In any other context, Crystal Clear might sound insane when she says, "Black guys have a lot of stuffing for the turkey, and it makes me come faster." With Mr. Marcus by her side, you can be certain she's just cock crazy. As she slowly lowers herself onto his massive member, Mr. Marcus invites Crystal to "put the black limousine in the pink condo." It might not be the sexiest seduction ever, but soon Crystal is fucking him so hard she makes the couch scoot back a foot.

You don't have to be a wordsmith to deliver an impressive line. In fact, straightforward flattery can be just as bold and sexy as any bit of poetry. When Nat Turnher is discussing the merits of Alexis Breeze's vagina, he tries to restrain himself: "I don't want to be raunchy, but [Alexis] has some good pussy. I tried to be kind of cool about it, but... she's got some good insides." Indeed she does. We've never seen any girl work her hips quite like Alexis, rolling the tension up her ass and arching her back as she grinds against Nat.

Some people just don't care for the talking, and that's cool too. Mackenzie Pierce hardly introduces Jack Napier to the audience before fitting the head of his gargantuan penis in his mouth, slowly teasing it until it grows as big as her forearm. There's just no room for romance and idle chatter; both Mackenzie and Jack want to fuck as quickly as possible.

Then, of course, there are people who want to talk but are not able to. When Krissy Lynn is being jackhammered by Jason Brown, it looks like all the words have fled her body. She tries to speak, but nothing comes out and Krissy's mouth just opens wider with every downward thrust. If you speak the language, you can understand everything she wants to say when the blood rushes up her cheeks and over her raised eyebrows. She only eeks out one question: "Would it be too much to tell you I love you?"

Yes, "Black Shack Volume 1" is a porno of many inches and many words (or few words, or no words, depending). There's nothing we love more than a fuck flick full of wholesome fun, and all of the performers share a great, goofy chemistry.

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