Not "I'm Gonna...", not "Sit the Fuck Down While I...", but rather "Let Me Jerk You" (2) is how the frank yet hospitable Kylee Reese puts it in Elegant Angel's amiable cock-flogging movie.
Like a handjob ever really needs a reason (I keep thinking of the thoughtful nurse Jenny Fields in "The World According to Garp"), but I imagine situations where someone might actually say "Let me jerk you" and they include:
1. When one is dealing with a novice hooker who needs handjob training on a live subject
2. If an EMT notices an obstruction in your penis that can only come out one way
3. If you are a chicken in Kingston, Jamaica
Anyway, to be politely asked to be jerked off seems like a precursor to "...because I'm not going to fuck you." Still, at least she's polite.
· Elegant Angel (elegantangel.com)
· Buy "Let Me Jerk You 2" (gamelink.com)