The International Language Of Anal Delight

We may not know what they're saying, yet the message is absolutely clear. Bend here, lube this, fuck that; it's all such familiar territory that we're considering getting some linguists in here to map the deep structure.

And if they can't help us, we'll just fit this link into Google Translate or something. We're not picky people. We just think these sounds and visuals should be the basic language of all interactions and meetings at the UN. That's not too much to ask!

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