They Can’t Be “Sex Crimes” If Everyone’s Doing It

"Sex Crimes" proves that you can have a worthwhile and topical porn movie without having a single "This Ain't," "Not," or "Sarah Palin" in it. All you need to do is murder some porn stars.

Sex Crimes

Studio: Vivid
Director: B. Skow
Starring: Mallory Rae Murphy, Angel Dark, Tommy Gunn, Sophie Dee, Mr. Pete, Nikki Jayne, Evan Stone, Johnny Sins, Monique Alexander, Jerry, Jon-Jon

Review by: Gram Ponante

Set up like a mass-produced "Real Cops"-style procedural, "Sex Crimes" follows LAPD detective (and former virgin)Mallory Rae Murphy and her team through their investigation of the murder of Mr. Pete, an adult performer found dead in an alley.

With a ticking clock and an appropriate expository voiceover, this movie integrates sex so well within the framework of a titillating but pseudo-serious TV show that it predicts what prime time network TV will look like in a few years.

In the course of their investigation, the dicks interrogate (and fuck) Sophie Dee, interrogate (and fuck) Evan Stone and Jerry, and sift through porny clues that provide more opportunities for sex. Maybe they're all a little dumb and hotheaded, but we think we're watching real cops! "Sex Crimes" is very well done, both serious and silly enough to not be distracting either way, and a great idea for a series.

It's just sad that Mr. Pete had to die.

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