Sophie Reade: The Blonde And Booby Brigadier General

It's always the same old war: blondes versus brunettes. When will the lad magazines bring raven-haired and fire-crotched mercenaries in? Or when will they focus on other theaters of war, like the ancient tits versus ass feud?

There is something special about the way blonde hair draws light down a woman's neck and lights up her rack. But that's all we're willing to concede in this war! A) We don't believe in that "blondes have more fun" propaganda, and B) we're afraid Rosie Jones will hurt us if we take sides.

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