Buying Gear For The Blowjobbing Backpacker

So we went to REI the other day to stock up on outdoorsy clothing and such for a camping trip, and we got to wondering: is Gore-Tex waterproof and jizzproof?

Has anyone tested this?. On a related note, we found something online that claims non-stick materials (like Gore-Tex and Teflon) reduce sperm count—although that's only if the materials enter your bloodstream. Anyhow, back to the matter at hand, we were really worried that the gentleman was going to bust his load in his lady's furry collar. We hope North Face invents a jizz-proof parka by the time we get head to the Black Forest.

· Weekend forest blowjob (pornhub.com)