She Loves You, Big Dildo, More Than Me

Sorry, man, it looks like a hierarchy has been established, and the dildo is on top. But hey, at least you get to help out! And you even get to film! Think of it as trickle-down fuckonomics.

Or just project yourself onto the dildo. Be the dildo. We're not saying you should end up like Bukowski in that "Six Inches" story... actually, having written that, we think that's a marvelous idea. Has anyone turned that into porn yet?

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