David Arquette’s Mistress…Topless!

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We're not conspiracy theorists or anything, but we do we find it kind of odd that whenever a Hollywood star cops to having a dalliance with some random woman, naked pictures of her appear on the internet almost immediately.

Hot off the heels of alleged naked pictures of Ashton Kutcher's alleged mistress, we now have a clip of Jasmine Waltz—who apparently engaged in some adult fun with David Arquette—topless, bound, and gagged in "Poker Run" (which is not to be confused with the time we saw her just topless in that same movie).

Actually, wait a minute: this Jasmine Waltz person is the same girl who was falsely accused of punching Lindsay Lohan, too?

The conspiracy runs even deeper than we thought!

· Clip via Egotastic (egotastic.com)