Fact: Models Pay The Bus Fare With Their Boobs

Has this ever happened to you? You're riding the bus, wearing your Chanel shades, and then your clothes fall off. Or maybe you're seductively eating a bag of Utz potato chips, and then your clothes fall off.

Sure, this spread is from 2000, but these models are representing problems that we face at this very moment! And that problem is...uh...the tragic melting of clothing on bus rides. Or maybe it's the tragic lack of nudity on bus rides. Regardless, we love that this shoot is titled "And Then My Clothes Fell Off." Best way to end a story ever.

· AND THEN MY CLOTHES FELL OFF…" | THE FACE MAGAZINE MAY 2000 BY VINCENT PETERS HQ SCANS (itr2010.org)