Will Those “Couples” Never Stop Trying To “Seduce” “Teens”?

In a porn world where everything is falling apart, at least "couples" are still trying to find new ways to "seduce" "teens." In the case of Logan and Heidi's plans for the juicy Victoria Vonn, it involves free makeup.

There's something about a game husband and wife team who plot and scheme to get young women to come to their home, get in their car, or come back to their office that hearkens back to a simpler time, when couples actively worked on spicing up their marriage rather than just giving up.

I'm talking to you, George H.W. and Barbara Bush.

Anyway, blowsy Heidi and blowsy-in-training Victoria seem like a wonderful prize for the affable Logan, and theirs is one of those porn scenes that make me say, "Good for them."

As Victoria, dressed like she is, explains to the couple, sitting as close as they are, that she's working at a tanning salon, I have no doubt that you, like me, will say, "JUST FUCK HER."

As it is, all of them keep up the ruse of all this being normal just past the point when everyone's bras come off.

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