Cock Reflexology, Acu-penetration, And Other Forms Of “Asian Massage Therapy”

Jessica Bangkok, Lana Violet, Kita Zen, Evelyn Lin, and Kim Tao are all expert massage therapists who know exactly how to dispel stress. Best of all, no one is going to say something like "Me love you long time."

Er, we hope. We can't actually guarantee that "Asian Massage Therapy" will be free of hackneyed Asian stereotypes. The title alone ruins our guarantees, and then the description of the film includes this tidbit:

"Jessica tries to fake a Thai accent to turn her man on but then realizes all she has to do is be herself to make her man blast."

Jessica played a similar role in "Not Married With Children XXX 2," but somehow we feel that "Asian Massage Therapy" will provide a more dignified look at full-body massages. At least the moral of the story is "Be Yourself" (which, if you think about it, is the moral behind most porn flicks).

What other information does the Bluebird description provide? "Kim Tao gives a freeby to a guy who pays her rent who then splits her in two with the hugest cock she's ever seen. Stunning Kita Zen rounds it out by passionately massaging every ounce of cum out of her man's cock." What's with giving a "freeby" to someone who pays your rent? Sounds slightly sketchy, Bluebird.

Still, we firmly believe the statement about Kita Zen to be true. Just look at the promo photos! You can easily envision Kita using her sexual healing energies to direct blood flow in her man's body, forcing the tension to a single point at the tip of the cock, and letting it unleash wave after wave of cathartic come, leaving the body limp and relaxed. Then again, maybe we're reading into that dark, moody, candle-lit photo too much. At the very least, Kita Zen sure is good at redirecting blood in our bodies.

"Asian Massage Therapy" streets on November 9th! Until then, we highly suggest giving yourself a few warm-up massages using these promo photos for assistance.

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Lana Violet
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Evelyn Lin
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Lana Violet
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Jessica Bangkok
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Kim Tao
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