Paris Hilton’s Nipple Flavored Halloween Treat

With the arrival of Halloween comes a parade of scantily dressed women—and with that parade of scantily dressed women comes a whole host of opportunities for wardrobe malfunctions. And in this regard, Paris Hilton did not disappoint.

Though her costume may have lacked historical accuracy and cultural sensitivity, it more than made up for those shortcomings with its inability to keep her boobs completely in check. All of which gives us a thought: maybe for Halloween next year, we'll go as Girl In Culturally Insensitive Slutty Costume That Leads To Wardrobe Malfunction.

Whoa. So meta.

· Via Celeb Skin (celebskinblog.blogspot.com)